Lyrics and music by Andy Collins
INTRODUCTION
{FEMALE}
MOUSE, DOUBLE CLICK, SCROLL DOUBLE CLICK,
BOOK IT
MOUSE, DOUBLE CLICK, SCROLL, DOUBLE CLICK,
DONE
{NARRATION}
THE WOMENFOLK WENT ONLINE
(VACATION)
BOOKED TWO CONDOS ON THE NET
ME AND BUSTER PACKED OUR CREW-CABS
(TOYS GALORE)
BEACH-BOUND, GOOD AS IT GETS
SIX HOURS LATER, PLUMB WORE OUT, PRIMED FOR COLD BEERS AND A BED, WE PULLED IN ALL EXCITED
(YIPPEE WOO HOO)
THEN SAW A SIGN THAT READ
NO MOTORCYCLES, NO TRAILERS, NO RVS
NO BOATS, NO FLOATS, NO JET SKIS
NO SKATEBOARDING, PLEASE
NO PETS, NO NOISE, NO SMOKING,
NO LIQUORS AT THE POOL
YEAH, THE NO, NO. NO NO CONDO
MAKES THE WHOLE DANG WEEK UNCOOL
BUSTER MOTIONED METO GET OUT
(DISAPOINTMENT)
AND WE STOOD THERE KICKING ROCKS
HANDED HIM A CIGAR
(DE OLIVAS. WHATEVER)
WE LIT UP, REARRANGED OUR JOCKS
WE’RE THINKING, GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY
(UN-HAPPY HOUR)
BIG FROWNS ACROSS OUR FACE
SAID, WE’LL FOREGO THE NO CONDO
(YEA, WINE TASTING)
FIND US A FRIENDLIER PLACE
FORGET IT
CHORUS
NO MOTORCYCLES, NO TRAILERS, NO RVS
NO BOATS, NO FLOATS, NO JET SKIS
NO SKATEBOARDING, PLEASE
NO PETS, NO NOISE, NO SMOKING,
NO LIQUORS AT THE POOL
YEAH, THE NO NO NO NO CONDO
MAKES THE WHOLE DANG WEEK UNCOOL
(NOT COOL)
BRIDGE
LONG TIME A-COMING, OUR WEEK IN THE SUN
AIN’T ASKING FOR MUCH: RECREATION AND FUN
(SING IT BUSTER)
ANTICIPATION, HOPES UP HIGH
IT’S A BAD SITUATION BECAUSE OF THAT SIGN
CHORUS
NO MOTORCYCLES, NO TRAILERS, NO RVS
NO BOATS, NO FLOATS, NO JET SKIS
NO SKATEBOARDING, PLEASE
NO PETS, NO NOISE, NO SMOKING,
NO LIQUORS AT THE POOL
YEAH. THE NO NO NO NO CONDO
MAKES THE WHOLE DANG WEEK UNCOOL
TAG
YEAH, THE NO, NO. NO, NO CONDO
MAKES THE WHOLE.. DANG.. WEEK .. UN-COOL
(AFTERMATH)
